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Question by b_i_l_l2002: Tiny Wayne?
Minor Wayne was out with his mum when they passed an ice cream van.
"Mum, can I have an ice cream?"
"No"
"If I cannot have an ice cream, I'll scream and scream"
"Okay"
They pass a newsagent.
"Mum, can I have a comic?"
"You've had an ice cream. You can't have a comic."
"If I cannot have a comic, I am going to scream and scream"
"Okay"
They move a activity store.
"Mum, can I have a soccer?"
"You have had an ice cream and a comic. You can not have a football."
"If I cannot have a soccer, I am going to scream and scream"
"Okay"
They pass a donkey in a discipline.
"Mum, buy us that donkey"
"You've had an ice cream, a comic and a football. You can not have a donkey."
"If I cannot have a dionkey, I will scream and scream"
So she buys him the donkey.
"Mum, can I contact my donkey w**ker?"
"You've has an ice cream, a comic and a football. No you cannot get in touch with your donkey w**ker"
"If I cannot call my donkey w**ker, I am going to scream and scream"
"Okay then"
That evening Wayne seems out of the window and sees the donkey escaping.
"Mum, W**ker's off!"
"You've had an ice cream, a comic and a soccer..."

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Solution by Penguin2208
hahahaha, made me giggle

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Question by b_i_l_l2002: Little Wayne?
Little Wayne was out with his mum when they passed an ice cream van.
"Mum, can I have an ice cream?"
"No"
"If I can't have an ice cream, I'll scream and scream"
"OK"
They pass a newsagent.
"Mum, can I have a comic?"
"You've had an ice cream. You can't have a comic."
"If I can't have a comic, I'll scream and scream"
"OK"
They pass a sport shop.
"Mum, can I have a football?"
"You've had an ice cream and a comic. You can't have a football."
"If I can't have a football, I'll scream and scream"
"OK"
They pass a donkey in a field.
"Mum, buy us that donkey"
"You've had an ice cream, a comic and a football. You can't have a donkey."
"If I can't have a dionkey, I'll scream and scream"
So she buys him the donkey.
"Mum, can I call my donkey w**ker?"
"You've has an ice cream, a comic and a football. No you can't call your donkey w**ker"
"If I can't call my donkey w**ker, I'll scream and scream"
"OK then"
That night Wayne looks out of the window and sees the donkey escaping.
"Mum, W**ker's off!"
"You've had an ice cream, a comic and a football..."

Best answer:

Answer by Penguin2208
hahahaha, made me laugh

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by junP

The heritage of ice cream starts a long, prolonged time in the past in a most gorgeous location. The heritage of ice cream begins over three,000 years back in China. A lot of awesome items ended up invented in China. Umbrellas, eyeglasses and fireworks were all invented in China but the tastiest and coldest Chinese invention is snow ice cream. The Emperors of China ended up the initial individuals, we know about who were lucky sufficient to get to try to eat snow ice cream. Their cooks combined snow and ice from the mountains with fruit, wine and honey to make a tasty deal with for their rulers to get pleasure from when they needed to unwind.

How the Romans arrived up with the idea of producing snow ice cream we do not know. But what we do know is that in 62 A.D. the Roman Emperor Nero wished to try to eat snow ice cream so badly he sent slaves up to the mountains to carry back snow and ice so his cooks could make it for him. Nero's cooks mixed the ice and snow the slaves brought back with nectar, fruit and honey and then Nero ate it.

In 1295, Marco Polo, a fantastic adventurer, returned from China to Italy with a new recipe for creating snow ice cream. His recipe named for mixing yak milk into snow in purchase to make it creamy. The idea of mixing a mammal's milk into snow ice cream caught on and quickly the abundant people of Italy have been savoring frozen milk.

In 1533, Catherine de Medici of Florence, Italy became the Queen of France when she married the French king, Henry II. 1 of the items she took with her when she moved from her home in Italy to her castle in France was her recipe for creating frozen milk. Shortly a lot of of the cooks in France had been generating the tasty handle. One French chef opened a shop to market the tasty deal with. He was the 1st cook to add flavors like chocolate and strawberry to the frozen milk.

When Charles I of England visited France in the 1600s, he was served frozen milk. He loved it so a lot, he asked the French chef who served it to him to promote him the recipe. Charles I took the recipe back again to England with him and the rich people of England commenced to consume the delicious cold dessert.

In 1700, Governor Bladen of Maryland, who was from England, served ice cream to his guests. Seventy-six decades later on, the very first ice cream parlor in The us opened in New York Metropolis.

Dolly Madison, the president's wife loved ice cream so considerably, she served it to her White Home guests in 1812. In 1843, an American lady named Nancy Johnston invented the hand-cranked ice cream freezer, which made creating ice cream simpler. In 1851 Jacob Fussel opened the initial ice cream factory in the United States of The us in Baltimore, Maryland. He offered his ice cream from a wagon. In 1899, August Gaulin, who lived in France, invented the homogeniser. This creation assisted give ice cream a really sleek texture. In 1902, August Gaulin invented a new variety of ice cream freezer that served make ice cream freeze quicker.

In 1903, Italo Marchiony, a gentleman who marketed ice cream from a pushcart he pushed through the streets of New York Metropolis, invented the ice cream cone and patented his notion. He invented the waffle cup since he was tired of individuals walking off with or breaking the glasses he employed to serve ice cream from his pushcart.

A year later on in 1904, E.A. Hamwi introduced the waffle cone at the St. Louis Planet Honest. Individuals say he commenced making the waffle cones when an ice cream vendor at the honest ran out of bowls.

The closing of bars that offered wine and beer in 1919 led to the opening of a lot of ice cream parlors in the United States. The more Americans ate ice cream the more they wished to try to eat ice cream. This need for ice cream led to the invention of the initial chocolate coated ice cream bar. The very first chocolate ice cream bar was known as the I-Scream Bar but later its identify was altered to the Eskimo Pie. You can get an Eskimo pie at the grocery shop if you want to uncover out what it tastes like. You can also purchase a Great Humor Bar which was invented in 1920 and was the very first ice cream marketed on a stick. But if you are like me, you'll head to Baskin-Robbins, which very first opened in 1946 in California, and get a scoop of Cookies 'N Cream which is made with real Oreo cookies. This ice cream flavor was invented in 1983. Others like Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough have been invented since 1983 but Cookies 'N Cream will often be my favored. Of program, vanilla ice cream with honey on top rated is also very good. I am so glad an individual in China decided to blend snow and ice with honey and that now even bad individuals like me can pay for to consume tasty frozen treats each and every and each and every day of the week.

by dommylive

When you are in the market for an ice cream maker, there are a few points to consider before taking the leap into home made frozen dairy delights. Gone are the days of salt, ice and hand churning, although if that's what you're after, there are certainly manual ice cream makers still available. But if you are not that keen on spending half your Saturday cranking an old piece of equipment then you will be delighted at the range of ice cream makers available today.

If children are using it, then perhaps it is best to go with the simplest, quickest and most family friendly option.

If money is no option, there are some pretty fancy machines out there waiting for your home to become theirs. But most likely it is something you think might be a little bit of fun on the weekends.

Are you making a little ice cream for the family on the weekends? A lot of machines yield about 1 litre, which is enough to feed a small family for a couple of nights. But if you are a serious contender and wish to produce ice cream by the quart for friends, family and parties then you will need to look at the bigger and more expensive appliances in the market.

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Top 5 Brands to suit each kind of home ice cream maker are;

This compact machine can make all kinds of frozen treats from yoghurts, gelato, sorbet and of course ice cream. It makes 1 litre of ice cream in a flash. As one of the mid-range versions on the market, and Sunbeams top of the range offering, this machine makes a great gift or a perfect choice for someone who wants to make good quality home made ice cream.

Cuisinart Supreme Commercial Quality Ice Cream Maker

Even though this high quality machine only holds 1.5 litres of ice cream at a time, it is a continual use appliance that means you can make batch after batch of home made ice cream. It does not require any pre-chilling or freezing bowls and will churn out ice cream automatically with no waiting required. As one of the most expensive ice cream makers on the market, this machine is best left to those who take their home made ice cream very seriously.

Cuisinart Duo Ice-cream Maker

This hard working machine makes two litres of ice cream at a time. You can make two separate flavours at once with the brand's unique dual-bowl system. Make frozen treats in as little 25 minutes. This option is a mid-range machine, at a mid-range price, perfect for gifts or family fun.

Mistral Igloo Ice Cream Maker

If you're just looking for a little ice cream fun on the weekend with the kids, then this is the machine for you. It's one of the cheaper options on the market and looks great in bright colours. Making only 12 scoops at a time, this machine is best for use with only a couple of kids, or a small family.

Delonghi GC5000 Gelato Ice Cream Maker

This is the top of the ice cream maker range. It is most likely the highest price, and undoubtedly the best you can buy in the small kitchen appliance market. While it only makes 1.2 litres at a time, it makes ice cream continually and utilises the latest technologies for optimum results. Best leaving this one for the home ice cream connoisseur.

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by sanctumsolitude

 Ice cream can be traced back to the Early Roman Empire. Nero (A.D. 37-68) ordered ice cream topped with fresh fruits.  Concoctions of ices, sherbets and milk were served  in Italian and French royal courts. Ice Cream was brought from Europe to the America’s. In 1776 the first American ice cream parlor opened in New York City. The term “ice cream” was introduced by American colonists. Ice cream was served to White House guests by President George Washington and President Thomas Jefferson.

In 1832 Augustus Jackson created recipes for making ice cream. In 1846 created and patented a hand-cranked freezer. This hand cranked freezer established  ice cream methods used today.

Free Restaurant Copycat Ice Cream Recipes from two of famous American Restaurants.

Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Dairy Queen Ice Cream

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield founded Ben and Jerry’s Homemade Inc.. The first store opened in 1978. The company manufactures ice cream, frozen yogurt and sorbet. Ben and Jerry’s is know for its unique creative ice cream flavor combinations. An Old Tradition, each year on the company’s anniversary  free cone one scoop are served. One of their best selling flavors is Cherry Garcia Ice Cream.

Ben and Jerry’s Copycat Cherry Garcia Ice Cream

Ingredients

-¼ cup shaved semisweet chocolate bars

-¼ cup fresh Bing cherries, halved and pitted (you may use canned cherries, but be sure to drain the syrup)

-2 large eggs

-¾ cup granulated sugar

-2 cups heavy or whipping cream

-1 cup milk

-Place the shaved chocolate flakes and the cherries in separate bowls. Cover and refrigerate.

-Whisk the eggs in a mixing bowl until light and fluffy, 1 to 2 minutes.

-Whisk in the sugar, a little at a time, then continue whisking until completely blended, about 1 minute more. --Pour in the cream and milk and whisk to blend.

-Transfer the mixture to an ice cream maker and freeze following the manufacturer's instructions.

After the ice cream stiffens (about 2 minutes before it is done), add the chocolate and the cherries, then continue freezing until the ice cream is ready.

Provided: America's Secret Recipes

Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Ice Cream Recipe

Copycat Recipes

Ingredients

-4 oz unsweetened chocolate

-1 cup milk

-2 large eggs

-1 cup sugar

-1 cup heavy or whipping cream

-1 tspn vanilla

-1 pinch salt

-Gradually whisk in the milk and heat, stirring constantly, until smooth.

-Remove from the heat and let cool.

-Whisk the eggs in a mixing bowl until light and fluffy, 1-2 minutes.

-Whisk in the sugar, a little at a time, then continue whisking until completely blended, about 1 minute more.

-Add the cream, vanilla and salt and whisk to blend.

-Pour the chocolate mixture into the cream mixture and blend. Cover and refrigerate until cold, about 1-3 hours, depending on your refrigerator.

Transfer the mixture to an ice cream maker and freeze following the manufacturer's instructions.

Provided by: America's Secret Recipes-Copycat Recipe

Dairy Queen Copycat Vanilla Ice Cream Recipe

Ingredients

- 2 envelopes knox gelatin

- 1/2 cup cold water

- 4 cups whole milk

- 2 cups sugar

- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract

- 1/2 teaspoon salt

3 cups cream

Directions:

1. Soak Knox gelatine in cold water.

2. Heat milk, but do not boil.

3. Remove from heat, and add gelatine, sugar, vanilla extract and salt.

4. Cool and add cream.

5. Chill 5 to 6 hours.

6. Pour into a 4 to 6-quart ice cream freezer can.

7. Process as per manufacturer's instructions

Makes: 16 servings

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by TruthLying

Ice cream which is made from milk, cream and eggs can be hazardous to one’s health since it contains ingredients that when not refrigerated properly can cause an upset stomach or diarrhea. Supermarket freezers during summer months that malfunction leave frozen foods open to becoming contaminated with bacteria and poisonous to the body.  To help keep from food poisoning by milk product foods such as ice cream, check for gaping in the container on the sides and at the top.  Squeeze to see if air can be released in an ice cream carton.  Check that the top does not have a deep gash from a razor used to cut open bulk packaging. The slits used to split open crates of ice cream packs can puncture the tops of ice cream boxes causing both air and bacteria to get into the ice cream. Check store freezers for drippings of ice cream on the floor of the freezer and that cartons of ice cream are not extremely soft and dripping when making a purchase.  Keep in mind that ice cream delivery's come in trucks with freezers.  The transported ice cream during a hot summer day will be soft and need time to refreeze in the stores.  Soft ice cream purchased has to travel back to the house and refreeze.  It may be best to wait until the ice cream is hardened in the store before transporting again home for better safety in eating ice cream products.

There are other things to think about when eating ice cream during high heat days and areas such as on the beach or in an area where it is not shady or little breeze.  According to what is already in the stomach, when adding ice cream to the diet and the body overheats, this can cause a reaction in most people of feeling dizzy and or having an upset stomach.  At best, the body may regurgitate the substances.  At worse, vomiting, headache and ultimately diarrhea may set in.  If this happens, once the person is in a fairly come and relaxed state the use of cold water that in most cases will be readily available can help lessen the ill feeling until one can get home or to the hospital if it seems severe or other symptoms like blurry vision or obviously fainting occurs.  If a reaction to ice cream seems to be the only issue that caused watery bowels, eating about a half a cup of brown rice can help tighten the bowels quickly.  More information on how to use brown rice for the condition and other tips can be found in the article, How to Stop Diarrhea Quickly on this site.