Question by Tink: Evening guys, what do you think? funny?
May have posted before, I forget! lol
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
Now that spring is here we can search ahead to warmer weather, quite flowers, and ice cream. Are you a huge ice cream fanatic? If you answered indeed, I bet you would really like to acquire some cost-free ice cream from Baskin Robbins or greater yet Ben and Jerry's. On Aprl 21, 2009 beginning at twelve:00
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On April 29, 2009 Baskin Robbins will be marketing scoops of ice cream for 31 cents to honor America's firefighters. This will commence at five:00 P.M. and finish at 10:00 P.M. Some of my favourite flavors from Baskin Robins are the very berry strawberry, rocky road, chocolate fudge, globe course chocolate, and the chocolate chip cookie dough. Did you know you can make your own Ben and Jerry's or Baskin Robins ice cream at house if you have sugar, milk, vanilla, salt, ice cubes, chocolate and a couple of Zip loc bags? I in no way tried using this however, but my brother in-regulation who is the chef of my family heard about this ice cream recipe yesterday from a customer where he operates. When I locate out the actual measurements from him I will publish the full ice cream recipe for you.
Question by foxinapairofsox: Clever kid or what??
Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen.
She says, "Put that away, Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"
He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy." Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."
Figuring that she can easily control the situation Mom goes upstairs. Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He dons his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
His mother raises her head and says, "What do I do now?"
In a gruff manner, Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"
Best answer:
Answer by cats Funny! 10/10! Smart kid!
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Children can fulfill their inventive "sweet tooth" with the Play-Doh Magic Swirl Ice Cream Shoppe playset. Utilizing Play-Doh compound children will enjoy generating pretend treats and desserts which includes cake and ice cream. The Play-Doh Magic Swirl Ice Cream Shoppe playset characteristics a special delicate-serve fashion "ice cream" dispenser that extrudes Perform-Doh compound creating a ideal swirled "ice cream cone." Whether kids produce a cup, cone or sundae the "topping" stations are the ideal area to enhance their c
Question by "!": JOKE: LITTLE JOHNNY..Playing Mommy And Daddy?
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"
"I wanna play 'Mommy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply.
Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you're taking a nap."
Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway. His mother raises her head and asks, "What do I do now?"
In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your arse downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"
Best answer:
Answer by Kari T it doesn't say much for THAT kids' parents' relationship, does it?
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Question by ploppy pants: funny or not?
Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream...when his mother enters the kitchen She says, "Put that away Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."
Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"
He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy."
Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"
Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."
Figuring that she can easily control the situation...Mom goes upstairs.
Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He dons his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
His mother raises up and says, "What do I do now?"
In a gruff manner, Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"
Best answer:
Answer by juanramoz2 not really
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On June 08, 2011, Café World released another buildable appliance, the Ice Cream Cart. This appliance allows players to prepare various ice cream dishes. A series of six missions was released along with the Ice Cream cart. Here are the requirements and rewards for all six parts.
Part 1 of 6: Place The Cart!
Requirements
Place the Ice Cream Cart
Rewards
100 Café Coins
100 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
Click ''Place It” to be taken directly to the item placement mode.
Part 2 of 6: Get Iced
Requirements
Café Cash is the game's premium currency
Collect 3 Bags of Ice (Ask friends or unlock for 12 Café Cash)
Collect 2 Stone Mixing Boards (Ask friends or unlock for 8 Café Cash)
Serve 15 Angel Fruit Cake (Unlock for 30 Café Cash)
Rewards
200 Café Coins
125 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
Get Bags of Ice and Stone Mixing Boards by sending private gift requests to your friends for them.
The recipe for Angel Fruit Cake is found on the 'Dessert' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 8 hours to cook on a standard stove.
If you have servings of Angel Fruit Cake in your inventory, serving them will count towards finishing this mission.
Part 3 of 6: Sprinkles & Syrup
Requirements
Collect 7 Packs of Rainbow Sprinkles (Ask friends or unlock for 21 Café Cash)
Collect 7 Butterscotch Syrups (Ask friends or unlock for 28 Café Cash)
Serve Caramel Apples 18 times (Unlock for 18 Café Cash)
Rewards
300 Café Coins
150 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
Get Packs of Rainbow Sprinkles by sending private gift requests to your friends for them.
Get Butterscotch Syrups by posting a request to your News Feed for them.
You can also get Butterscotch Syrups by answering your friends' feed requests for them.
The recipe for Caramel Apples is found on the 'Desserts' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 2 hours to cook on a standard stove.
If you have servings of Caramel Apples in your inventory, serving them will count towards finishing this mission.
Part 4 of 6: The Scoop Squad
Requirements
Hire Ice Cream Crew
Serve Chocolate Cream Pie 10 times (Get servings or unlock for 20 Café Cash)
Serve Belgian Waffles 10 times (Get servings or unlock for 10 Café Cash)
Rewards
300 Café Coins
150 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
The recipe for Belgian Waffles are on the 'Breakfast' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 2 hours to cook on a standard stove.
The recipe for Chocolate Cream Pie is on the 'Dessert' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 10 hours to cook on a standard stove.
If you have servings of Belgian Waffles or Chocolate Cream Pie in your inventory, serving them will count towards finishing this mission.
You can also get servings of Belgian Waffles or Chocolate Cream Pie by sending private gift requests to your friends for them.
Part 5 of 6: Any Given Sundae
Requirements
Serve Loco Moco 10 times (Get servings or unlock for 20 Café Cash)
Serve Fish n' Chips 10 times (Get servings or unlock for 20 Café Cash)
Spice 5 Neighbor Stoves (Unlock for 10 Café Cash)
Rewards
300 Café Coins
150 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
The recipe for Loco Moco can be found on the 'Fast Food' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 20 hours to cook on a standard stove.
The recipe for Fish n' Chips can be found on the 'Fast Food' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 2 hours to cook on a standard stove.
If you have servings of Loco Moco or Fish n' Chips in your inventory, serving them will count towards finishing this mission.
You can also get servings of Loco Moco or Fish n' Chips by sending private gift requests to your friends for them.
Part 6 of 6: The Cherry on Top
Requirements
Collect 10 Ice Cream Tasting Spoons (Ask friends or unlock for 40 Café Cash)
Serve White Radish Cake 20 times (Unlock for 40 Café Cash)
Collect 10 Ice Cream Cones (Ask friends or unlock for 40 Café Cash)
Rewards
300 Café Coins
150 Café Points
Café Coins and Café Points to share via feed post
NOTES
The recipe for White Radish is found on the 'Chinese' tab of the Cookbook. It takes 1 day to cook on a standard stove.
If you have servings of White Radish Cake in your inventory, serving them will count towards finishing this mission.
Get Ice Cream Tasting Spoons by sending private fit requests to your friends for them.
Get Ice Cream Cones by posting a request to your news feed for them.
You can also get Ice Cream Cones by answering your friends' feed requests for them.
