Breakdown and others?
Question by Jim M: Breakdown and others?
A penguin is driving when all of a sudden the car starts to judder, he spots a garage and drives in. The mechanic says "Come back in an hour." so he waddles away and spots an ice-cream van, he goes over and has an ice cream. Penguins are messy eaters and he slobbers it all down his front, he goes back to the garage and asks "Well what's wrong.?" The mechanic looks at him and says "It looks like you've blown a seal." to which the penguin replies " Nah it's only ice cream."
What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a prostitute.?
You're last BL#W job.
When is a Pixie not a Pixie.?
When she's got her head in your lap then she's a goblin.
A bloke walking down the street see's a sign in a window "Pork pies 50p hand jobs £1.
He goes in and asks the girl behind the counter "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs for £1.?
"Yes she said." he said "Well wash your hands I want a pie."
How do you get a nun pregnant.?
Dress her up as an altar-boy.
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Answer by val f1 nutter
lol, I'm off to bed now, I'm going to be laughing all the way up the stairs. thanks for my last laugh of the day
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hahah sick minded kid ..Very fnuny though lol =D xx
oi oi oi u-goodnite
last two were kinda ok
Thats good, almost choked on my coffee with laughing.
hahahaha
cool
very good,enjoyed all of those.
lol
xxx
He he ha ha.7/10.
the local vicar sees this 5yr old girl leading a huge bull down the lane. “where are you taking the bull little girl” he inquires.”yonder field to mate with the cows” the little girl said.”shouldn’t your father be doing that”says the vicar.” oh no said the girl it has to be the bull