Concern by : Do you feel what I did to my Girlfriend is amusing? (I do)?
We were possessing intercourse and it was heading properly, and abruptly I listened to an ice cream van outdoors (I know in the Winter months? But nonetheless). I halt, she seems at me and I grin and say "Ice Cream!", give her a kiss and jump off grabbing my pants rapidly run out of the space!

Assumed it was hilarious as she explained I am not as amusing as I use to be. Is this amusing or what?
I will not even like ice cream
Btw, my girlfriend is genuinely sizzling and I really like her very significantly!

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Reply by Megan McLaughlin
I would feel it would be funny

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Question by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥: Trouble remembering things, funny or not.?
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing
was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the
couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but
might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them
remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and
his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you
can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."
She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you
will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that
down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a
plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said
angrily:
"I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

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Answer by Black
That is very funny. Thanks for sharing lol

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Question by chrisisback: little johnny playing mummys and daddys funny or not?
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and
is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother
enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You
can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go
outside and play."

Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."

Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do
you want to play?"

"I wanna play 'Mummy and Daddy,'" Little Johnny whines in reply.

Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she
says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"

Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if
you're taking a nap."

Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mum goes
upstairs. Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the
hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old
fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette
butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it
in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to
the bedroom doorway. His mother raises her head and asks, "What do
I do now?"

In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs
and get that kid some ice cream!"

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Answer by mominwabasha
Very funny...lol!!!

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Question by Tink: Evening guys, what do you think? funny?
May have posted before, I forget! lol

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.
The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

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Answer by MK
Lol, funny

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Question by ploppy pants: funny or not?
Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream...when his mother enters the kitchen She says, "Put that away Johnny. You can't have ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."

Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with."

Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"

He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy."

Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll play. What do I do?"

Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."

Figuring that she can easily control the situation...Mom goes upstairs.

Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He dons his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.

His mother raises up and says, "What do I do now?"

In a gruff manner, Johnny says, "Get your ass downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"

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Answer by juanramoz2
not really

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Question by Tink: What do you think? funny?
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

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Answer by dazzydar
very good!

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Question by prettywoman: A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny....?
....noise coming from under the bonnet.
"Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes."

So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams – the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage.

"Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious?"
"Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal."
"Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream."

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Answer by moza
ha ha i like it lol..xx

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Question by the funny ducky: valentines day one liners qyestion is are they funny?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?

A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

"I find you very attractive."

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Answer by Christine$ hotbabe
very good ones for today!

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Question by SEJ71: More funny signs (they get better I promise)?
In a Finnish washroom, over tap:
"To stop the drip, turn cock to right."

In window of Swedish furrier:
"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."

From box of clockwork toy, made in Hong Kong:
"Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."

Swiss Mountain Inn:
"Special Today - No ice cream."

Bangkok temple:
"It is forbidden to entera woman even a foreigner if dressed as man."

Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for ladies with nuts."

Copenhagen flight check in:
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

Moscow hotel room (above door):
"If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it."

Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Budapest Zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the gurad on duty."

Roman doctors surgery: "Specialist in women & other diseases."

Leipzig Lift: "Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up."

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Answer by jazjam♥
lol...funny!!!!!!

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